1. “I want to tax this grass.”

    (Source: , via hotboyproblems)

  2. textpots:

    reblog if your url is your name in real life

    (Source: circumcisions, via hotboyproblems)

  3. i-have-been-johnlocked:

    deerstalkers-are-cool:

    So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one 

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    dad before u say anything let me explain u a thing

    (via wimbledoresister)

  4. karkatsmadatme:

    TC: MAN MOTHERFUCKERS I AM BORED

  5. How funny would it be if it turns out John Egbert was actually a schizophrenic?

  6. gatissimo:

    Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage

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    They clearly have no idea how to parent.

    (Source: laughing-llama, via shadow-covered-eyes)

  7. queenofpallet:

    hey i just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so call me

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    (via itnelligence)

  8. ACTING

    goldenwingsofgabriel:

    WHEN THIS GUY: 

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    IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:

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    (via rhymelawliet)